EVEN WITH THE TSA BACK IN FULL
FORCE, OUR NEXT GUEST WAS
SOMEHOW ABLE TO FLY WITH A SLOTH
IN HIS CARRY-ON BAG.
HE'S THE LARGE PREDATOR EXPERT
FOR ANIMAL PLANET WHERE SUNDAY
YOU CAN SEE "PUPPY BOWL 15."
PLEASE WELCOME THE CANADIAN
TARZAN, DAVE SALMONI.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S HAPPENING?
HOW ARE YOU, DAVE?
>> WOW, LOOK AT THAT.
HOW ARE YOU?
WOW.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> THAT MIGHT BE MY FIRST
STANDING "O," THANKS, GUYS.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU SPRAY PAINT A
TANK TOP ON THIS THING?
IS THAT A WRESTLING SINGLET?
>> HEY, THERE'S A LITTLE TREAT.
APPLESAUCE CUP OVER THERE.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, YES, APPLESAUCE
CUP.
>> SEE HOW HE FEELS THERE.
LESSER ANTEATER.
>> Jimmy: WHY IS IT A LESSER
ANTEATER?
>> A LITTLE BIT SMALLER THAN THE
BIGGER ONES.
GIVE THAT TO HIM HERE, GIVE IT
RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM, HE'LL
GRAB IT.
>> Jimmy: IS THAT GOOD?
>> YEAH, START PICKING IT UP A
LITTLE BIT -- HOLD YOUR HAND UP,
UP, UP, UP, ALL THE WAY UP, ALL
WAIT UP, NOW GIVE TO IT HIM, LET
GO.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, OKAY, HERE YOU
GO.
>> THERE YOU GO.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I LIKE THIS ONE.
>> A TERRAMANDU, WHILE HE'S
USING HIS HANDS THERE, BIG, BIG
CLAWS BECAUSE THEY SPEND A LOT
OF TIME UP IN A TREE.
THEY HAVE A PREHENSILE TAIL
WHICH MEANS THEY CAN HANG FROM
THEIR TAIL WHILE THEY EAT.
GET THAT STICK THERE.
CAN I HAVE THIS?
NO?
YOU YOU DON'T HAVE.
>> Jimmy: HE REMINDS ME OF MY
SON, I DON'T KNOW WHY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO HOLD
HIM?
>> Jimmy: WELL, I -- NO, I DON'T
WANT TO HOLD HIM.
YEAH.
TRACY WANTS TO HOLD IT.
>> WHOA, NO.
>> Jimmy: YOU WORE THE SAME
OUTFIT, TRACY.
>> YOU BROUGHT APPLESAUCE SO
THERE WILL BE ANTS ALL OVER THE
PLACE.
>> Jimmy: A SPECIAL TREAT.
THINGS LIKE THIS WE'RE ALWAYS
TRYING TO MAKE SHURT ANIMALS
HAVE A GREAT TIME.
TO DO THAT THEY GET A SPECIAL
TREAT.
HE DON'T NORMALLY EAT THOSE
THINGS, HE NORMALLY EATS BUGS.
>> NOT ANTS AGAIN.
>> TOTALLY RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU FIND OUT
THEY LIKE APPLESAUCE?
>> YOU OFFER LOTS OF DIFFERENT
THINGS LIKE ANY ANIMAL --
>> SO YOU GAVE THEM PIZZA?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: GREAT QUESTION.
>> NO.
IT IS A GOOD QUESTION.
WE TRIED A LOT OF THINGS WE
THOUGHT THEY MIGHT LIKE.
>> YOU SHOULD GIVE THEM CREAM O'
WHEAT.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT, NICE
MEETING YOU.
>> OKAY.
THAT'S FINE.
PERFECT.
LET'S PUT IT HERE.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SHOULD I
CLEAN THIS OFF?
>> IF YOU DON'T MIND.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M GOING TO
GIVE THIS A LITTLE -- THERE WE
GO, ALL RIGHT.
>> EXCUSE ME, EVERYBODY.
ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
>> HI.
NOW COME WITH ME, BIG GUY.
>> Jimmy: I LIKE WHEN YOU BRING
ANIMALS THAT AREN'T DANGEROUS.
>> TRACY, JIMMY, COME AROUND THE
DESK.
YOU COME UP HERE BY THE DESK,
PLEASE.
>> YOU MAKE SURE YOU STAY
BETWEEN ME AND HIM.
>> I WANT YOU TO WALK AROUND
THAT WAY TO JIMMY.
COME AROUND HERE.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IS THIS A ZEBRA?
>> GO BEHIND HIM.
THIS IS THE WHOLE POINT.
STAND HERERESS THIS IS A ZEBRA.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS A ZEBRA PONY?
>> THIS IS A BABY ZEBRA, 3
MONTHS OLD.
THE REASON I'M TRYING TO KEEP
YOU -- WELL, ME BETWEEN YOU GUYS
IS THEY DO, THESE GUYS ARE NOT
SMALL HORSES LIKE THEY LOOK,
THEY KICK LIKE CRAZY, THEY BITE,
THEY'RE MUCH MORE AGGRESSIVE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT IS ONLY A 3-MONTH BABY.
>> Jimmy: I DON'T WANT TO GET --
IF I GET KICKED OR DAMAGED BY AN
ANIMAL, I WANT IT TO BE A
FEARSOME ANIMAL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THIS IS A FEARSOME ANIMAL.
>> IF I GOT KICKED BY A
3-MONTH-OLD ZEBRA.
>> COME AROUND, PICK UP THE
BUCKET WITH MILK, PLEASE.
>> Jimmy: THE MILK BUCKET, ALL
RIGHT.
>> THIS IS A FEARSOME ANIMAL.
LIONS ARE AFRAID OF IT.
SHOW HIM THE BUCKET.
KEEP IT IN YOUR HANDS.
>> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO HAVE SOME
OF THAT.
>> THAT'S IT, HOLD IT UP FOR
HIM.
>> HOLD THAT AROUND IN YOUR
MOUTH.
>> BOTH SIDES, BOTH HANDS AND
TILT IT SO THE MILK STAYS LIKE
THAT.
COME AROUND, TRACY, I'LL KEEP
YOU SAFE, I PROMISE.
>> OKAY.
>> ANOTHER THING, THE BIGGEST
CONTENTIOUS ISSUE ABOUT ZEBRAS
IS WHETHER THEY'RE WHITE OR
BLACK.
>> Jimmy: ZEB RAS?
>> THEY'RE AN AFRICA ANIMAL,
THEY'RE CALLED ZEB-RAS.
>> WE IN BROOKLYN SAY ZEE-BRAS.
>> Jimmy: THERE'S NO ZEE-BRAS IN
BROOKLYN --
>> YES, THERE IS.
>> ANOTHER FUN THICK IS PEOPLE
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THESE
STRIPES ARE FOR.
ONE OF THE THEORIES IS --
>> THEY'VE GOT GOOD CREDIT?
>> COULD BE.
THE LIONS OR THE PREDATORS THAT
ARE AFTER THESE TYPES OF GUYS
WOULD LOOK THROUGH THE GRASS
WHEN THE AFRICAN HEAT WAS GOING
UP, THE WAVES WOULD BREAK UP THE
SILHOUETTE SO THEY WOULDN'T BE
ABLE TO SEE THE ZEEB WRARKS SO
THAT WOULD BE CAMOUFLAGE.
>> GUESS WHAT, IT AIN'T WORKING.
>> IF HE'S DONE THAT ONE,
THERE'S ANOTHER BUCKET IF YOU
WANT TO GIVE HIM THAT.
>> >> Jimmy: HOW MANY BUCKETS
ARE WE GOING TO GIVE THIS THING?
>> LOTS, HE'S A BABY.
YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE IT ALL THE
WAY AWAY.
BRING THE BUCKET BACK.
>> Jimmy: GO AHEAD.
>> YOU'RE FEEDING THE BABY LIKE
A PONY?
>> THAT WAS THE MILK, THIS IS
THE GRAINS.
♪ RICE A RONI THE ZEPHYR-CISCO
TREAT.
>> THIS IS THE GRAIN, THAT IS
THE MILK.
HE'S ONLY 150 POUNDS, HE'S GOING
TO GET OVER 800 AS A MALE ZEBRA.
YOU CAN'T FEED HIM TOO PICKUP
MUCH.
>> Jimmy: WOULD YOU RIDE THIS
ANIMAL?
>> THIS AGE, MY SIZE?
IT WOULD PROBABLY BE STRONG
ENOUGH FOR SURE, THESE GUYS ARE
VERY STRONG.
ONCE THEY GET MID SIZE, 300, 400
POUNDS, ONLY THE BIGGEST OF
PREDATORS, THE SMARTEST
PREDATORS WANT TO GO AFTER THESE
GUYS BECAUSE THEY ARE SUPER
DUPER STRONG.
>> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A BREAK
HERE.
WE'LL COME AND FINISH THE
BUCKET.
THEN WE'LL COME BACK WITH SOME
MORE ANIMALS, OKAY?
>> Jimmy: WE'RE BACK WITH TRACY
MORGAN AND DAVE SALMONI.
>> HI, SWEETHEART.
>> Jimmy: DAVE IS HERE TO TALK
ABOUT THE PUPPY BOWL WHICH IS ON
ANIMAL PLANET THIS WEEKEND.
OPPOSITE THE SUPER BOWL.
>> JUST BEFORE AND THEN ALL DAY.
>> Jimmy: THEN ALL DAY.
>> SO IT STARTS 3:00 P.M.
EASTERN.
>> Jimmy: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
>> THESE ARE SCREAMING HAIRY
ARMA
ARMADILLOS.
PLEASE HOLD ONE FOR ME, I CAN'T
HOLD TWO.
>> Jimmy: I GUESS.
>> THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE.
LIKE THAT, EXACTLY LIKE YOU'RE
HOLDING THEM.
LIKE THAT, AND THEY'RE VERY
COMFORTABLE LIKE THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IT DOESN'T SEEM THAT
COMFORTABLE, DAVE.
>> YOU OKAY?
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
OH!
OKAY, OKAY --
>> WE GOT IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I'M GOING TO TAKE ONE AWAY SO I
CAN HOLD THE OTHER.
>> Jimmy: TRACY?
YOU WANT TO HOLD -- OH, WOW.
YEAH, HE CLAWED ME.
>> MY JOB ISN'T AS EASY AS IT
SEEMS.
SCREAMING HAIRY ARMADILLO.
>> Jimmy: WHAT?
THE WORST THING EVER, SCREAMING
AND HAIRY?
>> ANOTHER WORLD FOR COCKROACH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SO YOU CAN SEE WHY
HAIRY, BECAUSE HE'S VERY HAIRY.
THIS ONE'S VERY BUSY, HE'S
TRYING TO DIG, WHICH IS THE ONLY
THING HE DOES.
SCREAMING IS WHAT THEY'LL DO IF
THEY THEY'LL THREATENED.
IF HE THINKS A PREDATOR IS
COMING TO GET HIM, HE'LL ROLL
INTO A BALL.
DID YOU FEEL THE ARMOR?
>> I FELT THE ARMOR, I FELT THE
WHOLE THING, YEAH.
>> THEY'LL ROLL INTO A BALL AND
WAIT FOR THE PREDATORS TO GO
AWAY.
>> THE PREDATORS GO AWAY?
>> DEPENDS HOW HUNGRY IT IS.
>> Jimmy: HE LOOKS DELICIOUS ON
THE OTHER SIDE.
>> WITH A DEFENSE MECHANISM LIKE
THAT, THEY DON'T GET EATEN?
>> EXACTLY RIGHT.
IF THEY SEE THE PREDATOR
COMING -- LET ME PULL OUT ONE OF
HIS HANDS.
SEE HOW HE'S TRYING TO DIG AT
ME?
THAT'S WHAT THEY LIKE TO DO,
BURROW.
LET HIM BURROW A LITTLE BIT.
>> Jimmy: DOES THIS QUALIFY --
COULD YOU BRING THIS ON A PLANE
AS AN EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMAL?
>> DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY, AS
LONG AS YOU HAVE ONE OF THOSE
LITTLE BIBS.
>> Jimmy: GOOD.
>> SO THESE GUYS WILL DIG,
THEY'RE BIG HOLES.
SEE THOSE CLAWS?
THOSE ARE PERFECT DIGGING THINGS
TO GET AT BUGS FOR THEM TO EAT.
>> HE'LL BE SCREAMING SOON?
>> HE WON'T SCREAM.
HE'S ONLY GOING TO SCREAM IF
HE'S SCARED.
HE'S ACTIVE AND WANTS TO PLAY.
>> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF BUGS TO
EAT, I GUESS WE HAVE ANOTHER --
THERE YOU GO.
NICE MEETING YOU.
YEAH.
OKAY.
NOW WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE THAT'S
COMING UP?
>> THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
OH, WE HAVE A GALAPAGOS --
>> Jimmy: THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
YOU BROUGHT AN INSECT.
>> I DON'T BRING MANY INSECTS.
I'M NOT AN INSECT WHISPERER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THIS ONE IS SPECIAL.
WANT A CLOSER LOOK?
>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
>> YOU ALL RIGHT?
YOU WANT TO HAVE A CLOSER LOOK?
THIS IS A GALAPAGOS CENTIPEDE.
>> A WHAT?
>> Jimmy: ARE THEY POISONOUS?
>> VENOMOUS?
JIM, I'M LEAVING, SEE YOU LATER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> IF THIS GUY BITES YOU, IT
WILL HURT.
>> Jimmy: OH, OKAY.
>> INTERESTINGLY -- HERE, HERE.
>> THIS ONE OF THE GUYS WHERE
YOU'RE GOING TO SPIT IT OUT LIKE
THEY DID --
>> NO, WE'RE GOING TO MAKE
FRIENDS WITH THIS GUY.
THE INTERESTING THING ABOUT HIM,
IF THE CAMERA GETS IN NICE AND
TIGHT, IT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS
FANGS IN THE FRONT.
THOSE AREN'T ACTUALLY FANGS.
THOSE ARE ARMS, BASICALLY THAT
HAVE VENOM IN THEM.
HE DOESN'T BITE THINGS TO DEATH,
HE HUGS THEM TO DEATH.
>> Jimmy: WELL, THAT'S CUTE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HE'S STRONG ENOUGH -- YOU ALL
RIGHT?
I'LL BRING HIM OVER --
>> NO I AIN'T ALL RIGHT!
[ LAUGHTER ]
QUIT BRINGING HIM OVER HERE.
>> HE'S STRONG ENOUGH TO
ACTUALLY KILL AN ADULT MOUSE.
>> Jimmy: DAVE, WHERE DO THESE
LIVE SO I CAN NEVER, EVER GO
THERE?
>> THE GALAPAGOS, HENCE THE
NAME.
>> I'M GOING TO "X" THAT OFF MY
TO-DO LIST, VISITING THE
GALAPAGOS.
YEAH THOSE ARE NO GOOD.
>> THESE ARE GREAT, THEY'RE
BEAUTIFUL.
THEY'RE A SUPER-FAST PREDATOR.
>> Jimmy: LET'S FEED TO IT THE
ARMADILLO, HUH?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: GIVE THAT THING A NICE
SNACK.
WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK.
DAVE SALMONI'S HERE, TRACY
>> Jimmy: WE'VE GOT ONE MORE
ANIMAL HERE.
>> TAKE AN APPLE.
SHIRLEY THE SLOTH.
SHE'S OUR REFS' ASSISTANT.
YOU CAN GIVE SHIRLEY AN APPLE.
LEAVE IT THERE, IT'S FINE.
SHE WON'T HURT YOU.
SEE THOSE BIG TEETH IN THE THING
ABOUT SLOTSES, THEY HANG UPSIDE
DOWN, THEY HAVE BEAUTIFUL BIG
CLAWS HERE.
ANOTHER INTERESTING FACT, NOTICE
HOW OUR ARM HAIR GROWS TOWARDS
OUR HANDS, LIS GROWS AWAY
BECAUSE HE'S UPSIDE DOWN IN THE
RAIN FOREST ALL THE TIME.
THE RAIN COMES DOWN, THE WATER
RUSHES OFF HIM.
>> Jimmy: IF I WERE TO HANG
UPSIDE DOWN I MIGHT NOT EVER GO
BALD?
>> PROBABLY.
PROBABLY RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT TIP,
SOMETHING WE LEARNED FROM THE
SLOTHS.
>> THEY LIVE ALMOST ENTIRELY UP
IN TREES.
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU SURE THESE ARE
SLOTS AND NOT JUST A STONED
MONKEY?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I AM SURE, YES.
>> Jimmy: HE'S EATING -- WELL,
THANK YOU DAVE SALMONI, "PUPPY
BOWL 15" AIRS SUNDAY AT 3:00
P.M. EASTERN ON ANIMAL PLANET.
TRACY MORGAN, "WHAT MEN WANTS"
OPENS IN THEATERS FEBRUARY 8th.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PROJECTS?
>> SURELY, SHE'S IN PUPPY BOWL?
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