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(MC) - Ladys and Gentlemen, please welcome;
Louie Sotelo...-
Thank you very much!
Thank you fi coming...
Thank you fo being here and specially...
for welcome I inna cheerfull way...
Blimey! Me think me had a dejavu
You know
tonight we' here so we be able to see di world inna specific person way...
and we're about to be witness of dis modern life experience but through the eyes of a Rastafarian...
and we will also analyze, the life passions of a Rasta.
Of course nothing about myself, 'tso boring...
Let's talk about Robert Nesta Marley..
"Bob" fi da gang
He has definitely been the most famous Rastafarian of all times...
even more famous than Selassie...
an Ethiopian Emperor
A.k.a. "Ras Tafari" Makonnen...
...and you know, there's something weird about Marley's views...
You have to get into the frecuency...
Oh! somebody surprised me with a lil gift...
You have to get into the frecuency, to see how it works...
Bob Marley's life is not easy to judge...
Ehhhmm...
(Someboday inna crowd) - pass di dutchie!
Ohh Me gotta remind ya'll...
...that dis theater must remain completely free of tobacco smoke...
(whispers) This isnt tocbacco...
And this is how we are going to get inside the issues...
of the healthy perspective of Bob Marley...
...you know, something that has always seemed funny to me is...
this T.V. commercial of Appleton Jamaican Rum from the late 90's, you remember?
There dis "rasta man"
perfectly adjusted to popular imaginary's criteria...
...a typical nice local caribean man,
inna hammock,
lazy as fuck,
surrounded by palm trees,
with a smile on his face and tellin' ya'll something like;
"Hey me a yo soul bredda jamaican, no problem seen?"
I loved that commercial, you know
They make look Rasta life so easy...
So carefree of the Etiopian repatriation and revolution conflics nin Africa, Latin and South America.
And it's natural,
as me told ya before
We need, social lubrication tools
Just like AMLO (president of Mexico) when he talks slow and quiet to generate tenderness...
(Paroding AMLO's voice) - "Bob Marley...
...declares himself a rebel,
a soul rebel"
"I used to show uncomfortness...
...*republican"
(another voice parody) - "He used to sang about love too"
(AMLO's voice parody) - "Who denies that...
...love, is'nt, a war...
*Lovely"
Well, rasta has to smile,
so he shows a 'non assailant' personality
inna same way AMLO talks slow...
...and looks tender.
Same case as di Jamaican turism propaganda...
they need people to go there...
...and think its a safe place, just like us here in Tijuana.
we dready guys, make big efforts in showin' a smiling face while our hair is a mess.
'cause if we dont, people thing we are dangerous.
Me toId ya'llready that rasta doesnt drink alcohol?
naa?
Well not every Rasta, wears dreadloks
and not everyone with dreadloks, is a Rasta...
Even me, i dont declare myself as Rastafarian.
Even if I simpatize with many statements of the political and social views of the Rasta movement.
And about our lil 'Appleton Rasta' friend from the T.V. commercial...
inna hamcock, drinkin' rum, and smilin'
of course he wasnt an authentic Rasta...
A true Rasta like Bob Marley
for real's not carefree at all
chillin' inna hamcock...
...but workin'
once he get some bullets at his own home
andafew days later he sang to di audience!
Thats what a real Rasta do, a Rasta is a Warrior...
Fame and prestige are different things, some times they come togheter and some dont
When Bob Marley was young,
teen and fameless,
people used to name him 'white kid'
fi reals, they saw a 'white man'
-'hey whitey', 'blanc man'
but, why?
yall should be wonderin'
-'cause he was black, right?
naa, he was 'mulato' (half and half)
His father was a Caucasian English and a European bussines traveler...
...and his mother was an Afro-Jamaican woman and a austere dedicated housewife.
And Bob Marley...
...grew up like many mexicans,
his dad once went fi cigarettes...
(local reference to non responsable dads)
And apparently, he got lost...
And me guess dis paternal lack, toked Bob Marley to...
...musical journey and feed his need fi a leading figure...
...and he found his celestial father...
...Jah
same God as Moses, same God fho jews,
n' christians too..
Once upon a time...
A young jewish marriage...
...they where livin' in immgrant contidions...
movin' n' lookin' fi a place to stay,
and the young wife were pregnant...
And the husband, found and negociate...
di hostelin' of one night inna barn o'va cowshed
Me not sure if dey recieve more than beans and tortillas, but I&I heard even kings came to help.
(referencing rude immigrant incidents)
I guess, if you are sure you wanna come, yall should we dont accept complains about food.
And there'somethin' that worries me about these Hondurians...
They know perfectly how to distinguish fake Nikes from original...
...buy they havent distinguish that di 'Mexican United States' president's name isnt Donald Trump! Dayum!
Its incredibble
Ignorance is gettin' inhospitable,
remember, ignorant people with smartphones connected to internet...
Donald Trump...
Saids that mexicans were stolin' da job from northamericans...
...but nobody's talkin' about how politicans are stolin' the entire show from us...
blodclot 'Patas' (Tijuana's Mayor)
makes me laugh more than Mimo Moy...(another local artist)
Ya'll remember whe he said 'Human rights for righteous humans'?
Somebody buy him a beer!
We got a genious ova here...
Please!
All dis time doin' it wrong,
somebody change the CNDH fi CNDHD
Or why no? let's make da 'Diplomatic Brigade for human rights of the righteous humans'...
I heard it already exist... (refering to Riebeling's mythomaniac case)
Look each n' every ridiculous character that comes to light inna internet lookin' fi popularity...
The 'Culebra' commander, (refering to Rieveling)
The family breaker from Badablim (refering to Liz Rodriguez)
I dont even remember her name...
Some gangs with Vlogs, whos next?
Di Rasta Comedian?
In politics,
you should learn to eat shit without makin' faces... (origin failures)
...
Today we can be witness of an almost empty theatre...
that feels like full because of your priceless presence,
But its easy to understand that makin' dis in Tijuana isnt easy and cheap neather...
as big you try, bigger da risk...
But tonight, here is someone who never miss an Event...
Municipal taxes, they always came fi his money...
How much they are stolin' us tonight?
As you can see my tickets are cheaper than other comedians
I'm new at dis, these are my first steps inna commedy...
I use some notes...
I'm inna 'kinder garden' of dis.
But the funny fact 'bout dis is...
Even when I'm new, I have seen for so long, how much another comedian tickets cost...
And they sold out...
May be if i start makin' misogynic comedy and not politic humor, me'astart to sell more...
Da thing is...
Some comedy show's tickets costs...
extraorbitant amounts of money, a real luxury...
...squandering prices, almost like the dictatorships,
like Franco (referring to Escamilla with historical sutility)
Thats for some only...
'History lovers'...
By the way, modern life is a piece of shit...
How many peole here have smartphone?
Everyone? really?
I've never had an smartphone, really...
believe it or not
Me neva had a smartphone 'cause of I&I faith.
Allright, me poor...
Only once me'a had a smartphone, and one week later I crushed it by sittin' on it...
Since dat day Me promise I&I-self to neva buy another again...
'Cause me feel like I already spend my right over my personal reserve of Congo's child mining extracted components...
Me felt terrible once by buying dis... I dont want to be part of this shit anymore...
But I&I truly respect any smartphone user...
...Me just gotta make some warnin's...
...specially Marley's opinion on,
all of dis people lookin' down...
always dependin' ona electronic device fi social manipulation...
dat make dem look down every four minutes...
just like bomboclat addicts! My God!
Demma'rrieve inna place, an da first thing demma ask is fi a blodclot electric charge 'cause their battery doesnt last a shit... GOD!
Why dont ya'll resist an hour without it...
Smartphones are, a true cancer...
And since 2012,
Dat means, almost ever since I havnt a smartphone...
I been witnessin' how people truly are becaming less efficent in their concentration and dialectical skills...
Sometimes they dont follow me...
well, almost like you....
just joking...
You know,
There's something funny about...
I just had a dejavu...
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