1st TRY
My dear viewer, how do you do?
From now on, Christina will take part in Smart Chemistry's experiments.
This is Christina, just in case you are wondering who is Christina.
If you don't care about who is Christina..
..I don't care that you don't care..
..I will tell you who Christina is, in order to avoid nagging.
During the experiment with Gallium, the metal melt on her hand..
..and she spoke a few lines in Piranhas mixture experiment.
I decided to promote her from lab animal to assistant..
..because a female presence attracts more audience..
..and adds some more quality..
..especially if she appears half-naked.
Additionally, she will have a relationship with me after this video..
..because she will think that I will make her famous.
- What are you doing there? - Nothing! How are you?
- What were you talking about? - Nothing of importance.
- I was 2 minutes late and you were making fun of me? - I was telling the best about you.
- What do you mean exactly?
- I will not participate in your experiments. - Wait, what?
- Do them yourself!
- No, no, this is not what we agreed. - Do them yourself!
- Otherwise, delete everything right now and let's start over again.
- Ok.. - Now!
2nd TRY..
Hello, my dear viewer! How do you do?
This is Christina and from now on she will be my assistant in Smart Chemistry experiments..
..and she will do many experiments herself.
- Christina, tell us how you feel about being my assistant in Smart Chemistry videos.
- Um, ok.. - I am very happy that you are so excited..
..I really hope that your positive energy will boost the channel.
- Christina, tell me something. - What, Dimitris?
- Why are you dressed like this and you didn't wear the bikini I had left outside your room?
- I will tell you why!
3rd TRY.....
How do you do, my dear viewer?
I am here to make a very pleasant announcement.
From now on, Smart Chemistry's experiments will be presented not only by me and my students..
..but Christina will present them as well.
Hello, I am Christina, the new presenter of Smart Chemistry's experiments.
At last, some quality is finally added to this channel.
Pssst, my viewer, she was messing my life.
All the time "I want to take part, I want to take part..
..everyone has taken part except for me"..
Nagging 24/7. I couldn't do anything else but let her take part.
Ok, I didn't want very much to take part in his experiments..
..but he was pressing me so much that I accepted so that he stopped.
I was really tired of him.
Of course, Christina was not selected randomly to assist me in Smart Chemistry's experiments.
Before this happens, she was put on the test..
..and she did a very difficult and dangerous experiment.
- Christina, today you will do a very difficult and dangerous experiment.
You will prepare a NaCl solution of random concentration.
- And why is this difficult?
- I have no salt and you have to go upstairs and steal some salt from my mother.
- You are kidding, right?
- Of course I am kidding, my mother is not at home, you have to steal it from my father.
Ok, I am going.
LATER..
- Here is the salt.
- Can we do the experiment now? - Let's go!
- The salt solution is ready!
- Great! Now tell me, how do you feel after performing such a difficult experiment?
- That's how I feel!
- Concentration is 0.2 M! You are hired!
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