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Step right up and see the hideous creature from the deep come inside if you dare

Ticket, please

We stand here tonight as liberators, no you stand here trespassing

The knowledge bringer

This place really makes me feel like I'm making a difference you know making a difference is good

Excited to get me on board

My celebrity can help raise awareness of their organization your celebrity for being ranked

173 and women's tennis or does it ever occur to you that everything isn't always about you, not really no Ben Tennyson

What an honor it is to finally meet you and to have a celebrity of your stature visiting our meet the flame keepers circle, huh?

That's just a symbol of what flame represents knowledge

Keepers circle believe that thousands of years ago mankind was visited by benevolent aliens who gave us the beginnings of Technology

Benevolent I guess anything's the knowledge bringer

His name is Dagon

Dagon promised to return to Earth someday with the technology needed to save me he's like modernizing schools and medical facilities and underprivileged countries

It's a shame after all this time. He never managed to make it back. You don't suppose. He's you know?

for example

Now if you don't mind this way, please

That's conduits chamber. It's private

The new age of mankind is about to begin I'd love to bring me Ben Tennyson on board with our cause

Sometimes, I laugh inappropriately in awkward situations, you're a terrible boyfriend

I'm not talking to you

Well oh

Right because we've never seen aliens before

How many different aliens can you turn into now 50 save the world right?

I mean no that's not never mind. Let's just drop it

Julie I

look

Julie I let her cool down first

Give Julie some credit. She's not a dope

True, but that doesn't mean she can't get in over her head with a charity group

What's the problem her hearts in the right place doubt smells more like a?

Multi-level marketing skin getting your suckers to get more suckers charity for profit. Yeah

Cantus ship got jacked on a routine run of this quadrant. What do you say? We skip dessert and do a little follow-up you?

Guys can handle it without me, right

Another amazing night big changes are coming soon

I

Was wondering when you would find me I can see your tiny human brain

Struggling to comprehend the impossible

Vilgax conqueror of 10 world's

living in a fish tank in the VIP, so did I

Rather than being destroyed I was lost to sea

And was sold to a traveling carnival despite indignity of my situation

Assessed with just happens to be some kind of space squid - a most fortuitous coincidence

Would you not agree?

So now you're a prophecy made to order. There's think I'll use it to fetch some glorious alien tech stashed on a nearby moon

Instead I will find siphon regain my lost powers then return home - whoo bye

And those who resist my rule will be washed away in the tide of battle

My Empire will rise again. Yeah about that not gonna happen

You cannot stop the followers of Dagon with doors I?

Know this looks bad, but you've got to believe

If you're not playing by the rules that

Oh

Big Chill

I'm sorry Ben. I give up or I'll lose Julie in between dimensions I

Did what you wanted let her go

It's okay

He wasn't really going to hurt me you don't understand. You're the one missing it. We don't need to fight the stories were real

Dagon is back, and he's going to bring us it he sees a world where he's no longer special a

Healthy safe world where he is no longer needed

That is the real it's happened before

Why do you think the plumbers have those laws, but even that's not the point because that isn't Dagon his name is Vilgax

He's not a hero isn't going anywhere without its pulse core

How can this be we just tracked down the stolen plumber ship when been open to communications links you heard Dagon attack

Destroy the boy destroy Ben Tennyson

Save Dagon saved the knowledge bringer I was wrong about Vilgax

But you're wrong about keeping alien technology out of the hands of the people could help

We could all argue about it some more over dinner and it

What if Tennyson is telling the truth about Dagon?

We are the flame keepers circle

Save yourself some embarrassment Kevin concede my speed are you kidding me Tennyson?

I'm still in second gear want to make this interesting last one to the campsite has to do the cooking you're on I want pancakes

Is this really necessary

Looks like an escape pod out

I don't recognize the design careful. Whatever's inside might be disoriented and dangerous

You don't remember anything not before I woke up and met the three of you I

Don't sense any injuries

Maybe we should call her the vermin whisperer of course you can you have to go?

tiebreaker

If she wants to stay who are we to say? No, maybe we can help you get your memory back a

Minute ago you were trying to get out of camping and now it's gonna be fun. Are you working some kind of angle?

Gwen I know it's important to you that we all spend some quality time together

You'd be surprised. I'm sorry for tagging along. I hope I'm not intruding

You're not you're fun to be around I

I

Brought some stuff to make batter if we're lucky we're having a fish fry tonight. We're going to capture fish and eat them

I can't do that. I'm sorry

It's from Ben grandpa max said to Gwen that's why I ride sidesaddle

That's not how it happened it's funny or the way I told it

Squirrels nothing, but point what about Julie she was only a little too good-looking for me

Just barely in your range, but okay. That's not what I mean

You're lucky to have your grandpa, I don't even know if I have a family

I'm sorry won't happen again. I said it was awful. I didn't say stop

I

Figured you'd explain it to me later fair enough come on. The ravine is up this way

Empty

It's not far now I know I said that before

Does it bite

No, I'm pretty sure that bear you were going to fight for me does though

That's different if you want to be scared of the bunny

I won't judge if I'd known it was you there wouldn't have been a warning shot

Guess that's where you made your first mistake

If you're not after the Ultimatrix then what

Out of this Tennyson you don't understand what you're dealing with

No

Problem this weekend was supposed to be the three of us not the three of us plus Ben's new girlfriend. He's up

It's hard enough for her without all the pressure from you pressure. You're treating her like that and you can not keep a girlfriend

Sunder attacked us in the forest we got separated. She's wearing my extra clothes. I can track her

This way although I can't imagine how she got way up here. Oh, she can absorb animal powers. She was jumping like 20 feet high

Maybe something from your ship could be when we found you. I'm pretty sure you weren't carrying anything

Kevin I want to know who I am

You want to know who you are I can tell you Hugh yes

Did you

Like it really thought you could beat me

Well yes

Last mistake you'll ever make he'll make plenty more mistakes

That didn't come out right

What am I?

Where do I come from where are my parents?

You have no parents you're a thing a machine. Why're not surprised

Esra what are you doing here attending the triviality is that should have been easily handled by my proxy my concern

URIs is that what you've been calling the unitrix

Unitrix is that my name You Know Who I am

So when I cut my hand opening the space pod its sampled your DNA randomized it and created unis

So basically you lost your duty. You can't just store a human being she's not human

She's a construct no more alive than any of your

transformations

I'll fight you azmuth I

Believe you would very well unitrix Eunice

Do I still get paid what did she give you?

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There's a spot right there on it

I'll go up to the gate with you

Security won't let you in without a ticket

Sure, they will what's the point of international mega stardom if I can't abuse it for a few more minutes with my girl

Nothing, I can handle it anyway

What's on the scanner?

Then you can go tomorrow no I can't my life is just as important as yours

Go after her

This isn't going to turn out like our previous encounters

Studying learning help you I knew you'd be due for this

You're beginning to separate out into your components

Police another time

Then Julie

Like shopping want to go

Okay, but I thought you wanted to spend more time with Ben. I do that's why he's coming with

you bringing Kevin guess so

Sumo slammers, this wasn't in the channel guide

Record it

Would you others? Why don't you go, and I'll stay here and watch

Would that make you happy?

I'll get you a snack before I go

Don't know he's never acted like this before not around you anyway. It's not normal. It's just as well

He didn't come I wanted to talk to you about not going to Europe

I already told you it was an easy choice for each other. What's been giving up?

Look Julie is there any way you can get back on the tour you've only missed a day, but I don't want to

Gwen

The only place you're going is home, I want that elevator given the once-over

Okay, I guess this is where a normal couple would work out some kind of compromise

Not sure what and she won't let me take her home until I get someone to check it out meaning me

No except my friend got hurt. How do you think I feel this thing is almost like a person to me?

There's never been a problem ever till now

What was I supposed to know it didn't have a label on it. Can you please calm down?

Obviously the brake was on no. It wasn't I just took the break-up

Let me know if you find out goodbye. I think this all has something to do with Julian ship remember how he barked at her

Maybe he's got dysentery

wandering out which

going

So uh, what do you want to see when since I'm now on well in that case

Definitely something wrong well what you think this time? It's starting to grow on me

What is it nothing come on Ben you know it's no hurry, don't worry about me. I'll take the bus

Eight

It's just his skin he shed it he's probably 50 miles from here by now, I gotta go

What's she doing

Yeah, not exactly a garden spot

How'd you know I was here when corn

But she didn't say what you like her but come on all the enemies

We've had over the years any of them could have done this

really

animate buildings

Up high can I see Julie she's not here you should know that

how

Thanks oh

I just saw your dad. What for

Just wanted to see you, that's all

Got a surprise for you

You've gone along with everything. I've wanted to do these last few days now

We're going to see whatever you want to see I'm fine with sumo slammers really

Hey, it's you must be a replay

It is a replay, but if you don't like them I

Can be anyone you want me to be you almost killed Kevin to use them for us to give you everything you want

What's wrong with that?

Elena what do you want?

Does it matter don't you understand? I just want you

That's not enough

Julie I came back on the first flight

Inside the five plums

What are you going to do kill them if you can't have him no one can is that it I

Are you okay, maybe I don't know what's love

It's in the genetic pattern unis I put you on Primus precisely, so I wouldn't have to deal with these mundane trivialities

Send some politican

The politicus biopsis should have been back by now I'd better tell azmuth

Mizar Alkaid Arcturus isn't luoda near there. Yeah closer to de Nebula

It isn't the con artist formerly known as Prince

Simeon

Wait I can certainly understand your ire you lied to a Simeon used us and so be good

The highbreed weren't exactly pleased when you caught on to my little deception before

You mean when you tried to trick us into taking out the plumbers communication system so earth would be defenseless again

Spreading all over in a few days there won't be a single unaffected arachnid chimp left on the planet. I I need your help

Na ba, and if it's just another con, then he's all yours

On earth good thing we held on to these bad boys

I just hope we have enough ammo to cure a whole planet

We should go in close the dnaliens have already taken over the planetary defense grid

Sure gets dark fast around here

Hold up the Ultimatrix is detecting a signal dnaliens

Anything else we're going to find unis

Matrix core detected in rage version code tricks this way

The two dimensions

Dnaliens - arachnid chips what repair genetic damage to arachnid chips

The tricks are

You kidding no bars

Cancel on reset I mean

Ultimatrix abort reset interference from where

Rude jerk all the activity up here attracted it like almost every predator on this planet they consider arachnid chimps to be a delicacy

That's why we keep to the treetops. You get have you sold you

Follow me

Eunice they goodness you're back I

Didn't even have time to grab my equipment before I was captured the dnalien arachnichimps

Brought me and what was left of my ship to their leader mazaru

Later and I've been helping his family to hide and find food, but we can't hold out forever

They may very well already be the last of their kind

We came to help, but I'm not sure how to upload DNA samples parallel signal interference. That's why your powers aren't working. Oh

I'll shut it off

What are your ships zap all the mutant monkeys back to normal and we're home in time for dinner. I was hoping you'd say that

Come haplar, it's time

Example let's get going

Relax he's bluffing no way you could know

I know you are here Ben Tennyson pop lore told us and the others

Yeah, yeah, we're here, too

Now let them go

What a noble sacrifice

It's a pretty limited power over this entire

planets

You see this hasn't altered your mind you

Are you kidding if we need his DNA he's the only record chimp left

You say I never take you anywhere

Step right up I got plenty for everybody

You've got yourself a good one there when it comes to is that what you think?

the Xena psyche queen tried to control me, but I was too strong I

Am

The sum total of every arachnid chimp on the planet by and your do

Gwen I'm not flying yet before some will

Your mother must be very proud

She was one of the first to be transformed

The cure didn't work on you

He's the one who granted me unlimited power over this entire planet

You nose

Burn Jennison you have made a dangerous enemy this day mark my words you

Must moved it remember, that's okay, I'll Drive

Don't mind him he's just cheesed because I was right about Simeon and he was wrong. Hey, what happened to the DNA repair guns

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Nikki: My name is Nikki.

I'm in the Chase Leadership Development Program.

It's three, eight month rotations.

What's great about it is it lets you transition

from three different roles.

My role right now is in Fraud Operations.

As an analyst in Card Services and witnessing the technology,

we look at what all the fraudsters are doing.

Fraud is very much like a game of chess.

Where does this piece fit and how do we fix it?

What's very interesting is that we, one, get to learn

different areas and two, you get to see the impact.

When you know that you're making a difference,

it's encouraging and it makes you want to do more

and it makes you want to learn more

and figure out better ways to help people.

What other rates do you think we should include?

Man: How about the ties?

Nikki: Chase is about diverse thinking.

You want diversity when you're working with other people

because it's all about being a team

and working together to figure out the common solution.

I have taken full advantage of that

and made great connections with people,

so I've learned to grow in Chase and outside of Chase

and really participating to make a difference,

not only for our customers but also for our community.

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[ Rhythmic clapping ]

Holla, Burnside Ave...

-Boogie oogie. Holla. -He loves toes.

[ Laughter ]

Not if your shit is decrepit.

Yeah. Like, clean toes.

-I like pretty toes. -Pretty toes.

That shit got to look like Skittles or something.

Yeah.

I don't got a problem licking your toes,

but if your shit look like...

-nah, I can't...with you. -The crawfish joints.

Now, I love me some --

What I love is some welfare pussy.

I love the... just a little bit.

They get extra wet on the 1st and the 15th.

♪♪

A substitute math teacher in Montville, Connecticut,

was arrested last week for encouraging

certain extracurricular activities.

We go to WFSB for the full report.

Shout-out to WFSB. They always got the hard-hitting news.

-Have we used them before? -No. [ Laughs ]

Also tonight, we're getting an inside look at what police

are calling a fight club here at Montville High School.

-Whoo! Damn. -Oh. He's going in.

Yes, here's a look at video we received

from inside a classroom. Hard to watch there.

Was that a playpen in there?!

...faces of these two students to protect their identities.

Police say the victims are between 14...

Yo, your man got the trash can out the way!

What kind of -- He was like, "Nah, nah, nah."

"No weapons. No weapons. No weapons. No weapons."

"My four count. Just come out clean."

[ As Mills Lane ] Let's get it on!

He had a weigh-in in fourth period.

[ Laughter ]

23-year-old substitute teacher Ryan Fish

is accused of running this fight club.

You know he definitely was like, "Yeah, my name's Mr. Fish, but call me Ryan.

I'm the cool substitute.

Y'all want to beat each other up?"

"Yo...it. ...social studies, bro.

Let's just... each other up."

Then Connecticut's trusty news source FOX 61

tracked down teacher Ryan Fish to get to the bottom of this.

Yeah. In a new segment we call "Fish Facts."

Yeah. They're fishin' for the truth.

He's like, "Listen, man. I was...stoned.

They wanted to fight. I was like, '...it.'"

I didn't realize what was happening at the time.

I didn't know -- I didn't have the...

-Pfff! [ Laughs ] -Look at him.

He's looking directly at the camera like, "Y'all buying this?"

Woman: ...accused 23-year-old Ryan Fish

of supervising so-called fight clubs

between students at Montville High School.

I mean, he's 23, dawg. Like, what the...?

What were you doing at 23?

You know what? 'Cause when you're young, you think teachers are like 40, 50, 80.

No, bro. They're 22, bro.

And they're playing mad rounds of beer pong

before...fifth period.

Fish turned himself in

before he was arraigned in Norwich Superior...

Ah, he wore the good, sensible "I'm a teacher" sweater.

-I see you, man. -I see you. I see you.

Ryan oversaw at least three

scheduled fights last October involving...

Scheduled fights? What is he, a prom--

He's a promoter now. He's not a sub teacher.

...involving five male students ages 14 to 16.

Ah, that's old enough to fight. I thought they was like 8 years old.

Yeah. That's actually a good fight. Yeah.

Police say cellphone video shows Fish encouraging

the student victims to fight as other students looked on.

Fish denies it.

Did you ever facilitate any of the fights?

-No. -"No. No way.

That video of me saying '...him up,' that's not me."

Did you ever know they were going to happen before they started?

No!

[ Laughs ] "No!

That's a very guilty "no." It was very high-pitched.

"No! No! No. I don't know anything about cocaine!"

Woman: Police report tells a different story.

Wow. This police document has a lot of words, Mr. Fish.

-Yeah. -Not looking good for you.

Not looking good for you, Fishy.

After being confronted about it on October 10th of 2017,

police say Fish told the principal,

"Boys will be boys."

[ Laughter ]

"And I got $20 on Jerome, so...

"What's up? What's up? Knuckle up.

-Don't ass-bet, either." -You gonna match or what?"

Wait. Take it back to that police document.

"Mr. Fish..." Dah-dah.

"Mr. Fish started the fight by saying, 'One, two, three.'"

God damn!

[ Laughter ]

You guilty as shit, Mr. Fish!

-Yo. -Damn.

Victim 3 was done throwing up...

"Mr. Fish tried to start the fight again

by saying, 'Round two!'"

[ Bell dings ]

Your man turned into the "Street Fighter II" announcer?

He had the kids outside beating up cars in the parking lot

for the bonus round.

"Perfect." Nigga got a pile bricks and shit.

"Shoryuken!"

Fish was fired by superintendent Brian Levesque

later that day.

Looking back, Fish admits he was wrong.

I am so sorry.

[ Laughter ]

All his people on Facebook is like, "[Chuckles] Fish.

"Fish! Fish gawd. Yeah, kid.

-Keep swimmin', bro." -Free Fish."

Yeah, keep swimming. "Just keep swimming, bro."

Oh, my God.

Because I'll be totally honest.

I was just trying to reach the kids.

-[ Laughs ] -Wow!

You was trying to help the kids with their reach.

You was trying to see who had the longest reach...

"Tyrone, keep it tight. Guard your grille. Guard your grille."

"Guard the body. You gotta guard the body!"

He got mad petroleum on their face, cutting their eye.

[ Laughs ]

You know who would be a perfect person to play Ryan Fish

in the TV movie that needs to be made about this?

Mnh-mnh-mnh. This is basically what he did in the Bronx anyway.

That's true. I wasn't gonna say --

What's the statute of limitations, bro?

'Cause they got videos for days, B.

...almost kicked my ass out of there,

'cause they were like, "Yo, you're beating up a kid."

It looked mad-funny. It looked like this.

It looked like I was doing this. But I was not.

And I was cleared of all charges.

I remember that was one of the first things --

When I met him, that was one of the first stories I heard.

And I was like, "I'm staying away from this nigga."

[ Laughs ] Bro.

My UFT rep had to be mob-affiliated, bro, 'cause he walked in --

He was like...

[ Jersey accent ] "How ya doin'?

We're gonna take care of this real quick.

Just have a seat. You'll be all right.

Don't worry about nothing. Don't say nothing, all right?"

Now students also tell police Fish allowed them to draw

images on the board in class of him engaged in sex acts

and also admitted to doing drugs.

Hold up. The teacher said this?

No. The teacher said... that he was letting the kids

draw pictures of him getting toppy on the board.

Wow!

And he admitted to doing drugs.

But, if you remember, who was the coolest tea--

The teachers that was like, "Yo, I just kind of... with this teacher shit."

You had the teachers that you thought lived in the schools,

and when you saw them on the weekend, you were like,

"What are you doing in Target? They let you out?"

"Yo, I knew you smoked weed, 'cause you got a ponytail!"

Then you had the other teachers that was like,

I'm not even teaching today. Here. I'm-a bring in this big-ass TV.

You gonna watch 'Gremlins.' "Go ahead...that.

We're watching 'Big Momma's House 2' again.

-Martin Lawrence is a thespian." -That's right."

[ Laughter ]

[ Rhythmic clapping ]

Dollar-van drivers, the real hood heroes!

"Driver, driver, driver! One stop, one stop, one stop!"

"Yo, yo, yo, yo! Getting off at Franny Lew."

If y'all don't know what that means,

that's because you gentrified your neighborhood.

Man #1: Yo! Stop the...car, bro!

Man #2: You're gonna make it worse.

Woman: Driver!

-"Driver!" -"Driver!

Don't stop at all!"

[ Laughs ] Yo!

Yo!

Nigga, let me out. Let me out. Let me out.

Let me out. Let me out, man.

Man: #3 ...really following us.

This nigga's a bozo.

-He gonna...this shit. -Driver!

We about to die, fam.

He said, "We about to die, fam."

Your man is gunning that... dollar van, also.

Yo. Fam. There's like 20...

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Woman #2: Oh, my God! Have mercy!

You hear what shorty said? "Lord have mercy!"

I didn't know my aunt was there.

Like, unh! Come on. Let her off, man.

She's just trying to go to her nursing job.

Man #2: Leave the car and run! Leave the car and run!

Yeah! Yo, B.

Woman: Stop and run! Stop and run!

Fam, yo, yo. How about every New York stereotype

is in this dollar van at the same time?

It's, like, the Jamaican nurse, the dude in the back. "Yo, B!"

Just stop the car and dip, my nigga.

Man #4: Stop your bumbaclot...

Nigga said, "Stop your bumbaclot van!"

[ Laughs ] Yo! Yo! Fam! Fam!

Stop your bumbaclot...

Yo, stop the car and dip, my nigga.

Woman: Stop the fucking van and run!

Leave the car and run!

Hey, yo, real shit, my nigga...

[ Laughter ]

Like, "Yep. Real shit, my nigga."

"Yo, real shit, my nigga."

Yo, when that proceeds a sentence, yo, watch the...out.

Hey, yo, real shit, my nigga,

we get in an accident, B, you better hope you go to jail,

my nigga, 'cause I'm-a...you up.

[ Laughter ]

"You'll go to jail 'cause I'm-a...you up."

Ohh. MTA rules still apply.

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Let me out. Let me out. Let me out.

He stopped? He finally stopped?

"Let me out. Let me out."

Was he running from the cops?

This nigga ran out the car!

"Go on. Go on. Go on. Go."

Hey, I'm getting the...out.

This nigga literally just got out the car and...ran, B.

-Ohh! Listen. Listen. -Yo! Yo!

It ain't safe on the block, not even for the cops.

I mean. Yo, sometimes you got --

I mean, now, you know, like,

sometimes your immigration status

might be a little iffy,

you know, like, you might have a warrant.

Might gotta boogie before I.C.E. freeze you.

Listen. People who drive dollar vans don't always be on the up-and-up.

...ran, B.

-Who is he? -I don't know.

The nigga went some...where.

Oh, shit. They came through the burner?

-Yo! -Shit.

He could have got that whole car shot up.

Yo, Yasenia in there with scrubs like, "Papi, no! I wasn't driving!

I need to hang blood!"

Man #1: Yo, it's not him! It's not him!

-It's not him. -All right. Calm down.

Damn. It's so serious, he got to help the cops.

"Chill. Don't shoot that nigga. Don't shoot that nigga.

He's like, "Yo, I'm not snitching.

I don't want to see no one shot. Listen."

Don't shoot him. He's the wrong guy."

It's not him, B.

They're like, "Nah. Someone black's getting arrested...that.

"You wanna go to jail...?"

You wanna go to jail, or her?"

He's like, "Okay. Okay, pal.

So you're telling me this dollar van just appeared out of nowhere?

Spread your cheeks. You got anything sharp?

"Come on. Get outta here."

Y'all shouldn't even have to search homey like that.

Come on, B.

[ Indistinct shouting ] How do I know it's not you?

There's 20 people telling you it's not me!

The cop was like, "How do I know it's not you?

I mean, other than these moolies behind me saying it's not you."

Look at the guy. He's like, "This some bullshit."

...even look like he was driving?

-He got, like, headphones in. -Look.

That's a walking-ass nigga if I ever seen one.

...look dusty as shit.

We was about to die just now!

And y'all letting the dude run away?

Where'd he go?

-He ran that way! -He ran that way!

[ Laughter ]

♪ Which way did he go? Which way did he go? ♪

Cops was like, "Whoa. I don't know what you guys are saying.

Which way? Whoa. Slow down. Speak English.

-Whoa. What is that? -Speak English."

Whoa, whoa. This is not Passa Passa."

And everyone in there is tight like,

"Yo, so, I don't get my money back or...?"

♪♪

Yo, number-one show in late night.

-Nothing but illustrious guests. -That's right.

We got a number-one comedian.

-We got the legend. -You know what I'm sayin'?

From the BX. You know who it is.

You know him. Tracy Morgan.

He got the new series, "The Last O.G.,"

Tuesday nights on TBS.

But you know him from every other show.

You know him from "Uptown Comedy Club."

Come on! Tracy Morgan, get up here. Let's go.

♪♪

Oh, my God.

-I'm coming through. -Coming through.

Coming through. You know me. I'm coming through.

-Legendary. My guy. -No doubt.

Came with the heavy chain.

Remember the lunch-room table?

You gotta let it bang on the table.

No. No. There's too many diamonds. I'm-a lose diamonds.

Oh. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

...the chain. I don't want to lose diamonds.

There you go. Ohh.

But first we gotta talk about you did good things in Brooklyn,

the park rededication, did the block party.

That meant the world to me.

-What's it like going back? -Well, I never left.

But going back and like...

-But I never left. I never left. -You never left?

I never left, man.

Anybody can tell you Trace still go through his hood, man.

I don't even call it the hood. I call it the neighborhood.

'Cause we gotta start a trend.

Yesterday, we laid down a renovated playground

for the kids -- basketball courts.

You don't know what that meant to me.

'Cause I played ball on that court.

I cut my thumb on that court.

So now I give a chance for the next generation

not to cut their thumb.

And it's a safe place. It's a safe place.

It's a place where kids can go

and get away from all this stuff just to go play.

-Yeah. -Just to go play.

So that meant everything to me, to be a part of that with TBS.

I just want to be a part -- I know my purpose back --

Listen. I wasn't supposed to walk away from that accident.

-Yeah. -I'm here for a reason.

-That was crazy. Yeah, man. -I'm here for a reason.

So, my last O.G. was Jimmy Mack.

He died in the accident with me.

He was a 62-year-old man. He was an O.G.

He would call me on the phone when I was being a knucklehead.

"Nah, that's not how you carry it."

So, that's what an O.G. is.

The greatest O.G. was Ben Kenobi.

He took care of Luke.

-Yeah. -That's what an O.G. do.

"The Force is with you."

So, putting down -- giving out turkeys

and helping the needy and all of that, that's O.G. move.

When you said Ben Kenobi, I was like...

Ben Kenobi. He told him to go to the Dagobah system.

Ain't nobody else told him to go to the Dagobah system!

The O.G. did that! He said, "Luke..."

We need more O.G.'s in life and space.

-That's right! O.G. style. -You know what I'm sayin'?

I just got my star put down on the Walk of Hollywood.

That's my legacy as far as my career,

but my kids are my legacy of my life.

That's something for them to walk up long after I'm gone --

My great-great-great- grandkids.

-"That's my grandpops." -"Yo. That's my grandpops, yo."

You build on that.

I needed my father.

He's the only one that could show me how to be a man.

I swam around in his nuts.

[ Laughter ]

Not nobody else's.

It's important for dads to be there.

My daughter is 4 years old.

It's important for me to be there for her.

'Cause you know what Daddy is to a little girl?

He is the first loving, meaningful relationship

she ever gonna have with a male outside of sex.

Look at these pretty-ass women right here.

Every man that's ever looked at them wanted something.

Looked at them with lustful eyes.

We got to start looking at them with loving eyes.

That's the difference.

You ain't never had an interview like this on this show.

[ Laughs ] Nah.

We had one close, but this is --

Fix it. You and your man going through something? Fix it!

'Cause them kids need both of y'all.

Fix it!

Tell your family to mind their business.

You tell yours to mind their business.

Y'all, put them kids over in their room.

...Go fix it. Go fix it.

And don't leave the room until it's fixed!

That's why arguments over meatloaf turn into divorce,

'cause there's unresolved issues in the relationship.

You know what I'm sayin'? Men are different than women.

We'll do anything to stop the argument.

But y'all -- It ain't over.

Y'all just took it and put it on the back burner.

He said one thing to you,

and it triggered, and that when -- whoo!

Now you're arguing with him over something he did 10 years ago.

'Cause it wasn't resolved.

Out of 168 hours of the week,

both of y'all take one hour, one sacred hour,

and go in a room, in one sacred room, and resolve it.

Then you ask her. You got to be honest.

"Is it resolvable? Baby, is it resolved?

Be honest with me. "No."

"Then we're not leaving. Let's resolve it. I'll listen."

Or you might just want to go in the room and hold hands.

You sit right next to her. Don't say nothing.

Just sit there for an hour. Hold hands.

It's about the connection.

You know what's blowing my mind?

Everything you say is extra deep 'cause you have a do-rag on.

[ Laughter ]

Don't judge a book by its cover.

Nah. You talking O.G. knowledge now.

But that's what I'm giving to young people.

Do the right thing, man. Do the right thing.

I'm sayin' it with a do-rag on. I can get away with it.

-I can pull it off. -Only you could come --

Anyone else came here

with a do-rag and the... gold chain gets clowned.

I know your look. I see your look.

You see through people.

-Who? Me? -Yeah.

You see through the smoke and the mirrors.

I'm 49 years. I'm from Brooklyn. I'm O.G.

You know who I had dinner with last night? Two hours.

Morgan Freeman. Me and Morgan Freeman.

What do you and Morgan Freeman talk about?

-Just -- I was listening. -What did he eat?

Him and his man -- It's like those uncles.

You just -- Yeah.

Ah. Look at Morgan right there. Okay.

-Yeah. Look. -What'd he order?

I had ravioli. He had some type of fish.

Yeah, I can see Morgan ordering fish.

Yo, you got -- How many kids you got?

-On the books or off? -Both.

[ Laughter ]

'Cause I'm trying to break Bob Marley's record.

Yeah. I don't pull out. I don't pull out.

Listen. You two --

Gang shit. Gang shit. You already shknow.

You already shknow. You already shknow.

I never seen John Holmes pull out. You know what I mean?

I love my wife, man. I love my wife, man.

It's just too exhausting having an affair now.

There's a lot of paperwork. A lot of paperwork involved.

Yeah. Wait. So, how many cars do you have?

Officially? Or with my wife?

With the wife. Let's flex it out.

Maybe 10.

-Yeah? -Yeah.

What's the everyday joint?

The Rolls. The Rolls-Royce. I don't know.

'Cause we once seen you whipping up in a --

My nigga, I seen you on Seventh Ave

with the doors up on the Lambo!

You almost caused a riot on Seventh Ave...

But that's my life.

My hardest decision, Mark, is which car to drive.

Honestly. That's my hardest decision.

I look at my...like,

"Yeah, he just raised the bar right here."

Take us back to the high-school days, man.

-I was bad. -I read your book.

I was bad. I would have had both of y'all.

I was funny like that.

Look at that smile. Ha ha!

Football star, track star. Plus I was funny.

You would have never ate school lunch.

I would have sent you up to that McDonald's.

-Wow! That's the flex, too. -I got the Big Mac coupons.

-"Here." -"Go ahead. Eat, ma."

"Come here. You hungry? You and your friends ate?

Here. Go up to the Ave."

[ Laughter ]

Yeah, yeah. There you go.

Yo, she would have been it with her girlfriends.

"He just gave me some..."

"This all? This all? Just 100?"

"Here, man. Here!"

Then I'd have been like this, "Yo, your moms home?"

That was my favorite thing. "Yo, your moms home?"

I got to do a tour in the mother's bed...

I loved doing it in her parents' bed.

"My mom's gonna be home at 5:00."

You be there 4:45. Her mom come home at 5:00.

You're like, "I'll still make it happen."

Yep. Yep. Yeah. You knew that.

I'm going to the basketball court first.

Coming through sweaty.

Yeah, I'm coming through sweaty down there, man.

-A little salty nuts. -Yeah. Salty nuts.

What's the wildest party you've taken your shirt off at?

-The China Club. -Ooh.

Yeah. The "Post" caught me kissing some trick feet.

-[ Laughs ] -I'm a toe guy.

I'm a freak. I told you, I'm a freak, man.

I'm a witty-bitty, bing-bong freak.

I'm over here. I'm over here pro-eating ass.

-Are you pro-eating ass? -Yeah. So?

Are you crazy? Yes.

If you eat pussy, you eat ass. It ain't but that far apart.

-You know what I'm sayin'? -They're adjacent.

That's a bridge over troubled water, man.

Everybody knows I... with the brown eye.

That's how a female butthole look, like a brown eye.

-Just winking at you. -Has the creases on it.

Oh, my God.

-Nasty. -I'm a freak.

One time, for my ex-wife, I bought a glass table

and made her get on top of the table.

And I was under the table ready to beat off.

I said, "Shit on the table."

[ Laughter ]

And you see her butthole muscles started moving.

I was like, "Oh, yeah. Oh, here it comes."

[ Laughter ] Yo!

[ Laughter ]

♪♪

Tracy Morgan, what would you like your --

I'm nasty.

What would you like your rainbow to say?

-I'm nasty. -Is that it?

-Word. Smell. -He's nasty.

-Ha! -Oh, wow.

[ Laughter ]

I keep some butthole on my...

-Yo. He's nasty. -Some cootie cat on the...

Yo, give it up for Tracy Morgan.

You know what I'm sayin'? [ Laughs ]

Nasty...

♪♪

-Shout-outs! -Shout-outs!

-Yeah. You dirtbags. -Yeah. You piece of trash.

Yo, shout-out to making your own justice.

'Cause the sweetest justice is artisanal.

Uh-huh.

We about to go inside and get my free coffee.

Y'all ready?

-How you doing? -Good. How are you?

All right. I heard y'all was racist, so I came to get my own...

Yeah. Yeah. It's reparations day!

[ Laughs ]

I saw that.

Yeah. I heard you guys don't like black people.

So I wanted to get my Starbucks reparations.

-Not our store. -What's that?

-Is that a real thing? -It's a real thing.

I mean, I'll give it to you. Yeah, I saw that on my Twitter last night.

Talk to him, Chelsea.

She was like, "I saw that. It wasn't fair.

What would you like? A latte? A latte? And free Meek."

"Yeah. That's right."

-I need a free coffee. -I'll give you a free coffee.

You see how fast that girl got over there?!

-She's like, "Yo!" -Wow!

Shorty came over with the blender real swift.

Look at this. Look at the flash in the back.

Yeah. I need a free coffee.

That's what I'm talking about. This is justice.

Got to get my reparations for being black in America.

Black Lives Matter.

They certainly do.

She's like, "That's absolutely right, Terrell!

I agree 1,000%!"

Do you want any flavors in it? We got caramel, hazelnut...

-I'll take caramel. -Caramel? Sure.

For the struggle.

-I wish you the best. -Thank you.

-Here. -[ Gasps ]

-Have a good night. -You too.

He's like, "Oh, my God! A macchiato!

I don't even know what this is!"

He was like, "Racial justice before my own eyes. Wow."

That's the eyes of a hopeful young black man.

It's like he's watching Obama be inaugurated for the third time.

He's like, "Whoa! Whoa!"

You freeze-frame it here, and if R. Kelly

wasn't problematic, you could put "I Believe I Can Fly,"

but he's canceled, so you gotta get Common to do like a spoken word.

"...black brother's holding a macchiato."

Damn, bro. What if he --

I hope he doesn't try to do that shit somewhere else.

No, you can do that this weekend.

It was on the Starbucks website.

-Okay. -It says black people --

If you go into Starbucks this weekend and you're black,

you get a free macchiato.

[ Clicks tongue ]

[ Laughter ]

Just ask for it.

You just got like 20 niggas arrested over the weekend and shit.

-[ Laughs ] -Be like, "Desus told me."

♪♪

-BX all day. -Who?

-East Tremont. Holla. -Both of us.

Both of y'all from -- I'm from the X, nigga.

I went to DeWitt Clinton.

DeWitt Clinton High School...

-You went to DeWitt Clinton? -Yes, sir!

-You're a Governor? -Yes, sir.

-I'm a Governor, too. -We out here.

I dropped out in '87. Started '83, when girls came in.

I almost dropped out. My pops had to fly from D.R.

and be like, "Papi, you have to pass the classes."

I wish I could go back and drop out again! Love that shit, man.

♪♪

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Muere Pepe Mediavilla, voz española de Morgan Freeman - Duration: 3:26.

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Muere Pepe Mediavilla, la voz de Morgan Freeman y del doctor Spock - Duration: 2:45.

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#Arsene Wenger leaves Arsenal after 22 years today. Gunner Piers Morgan writes of his relief - Duration: 10:46.

Arsene Wenger leaves Arsenal after 22 years today. Gunner Piers Morgan writes of his relief

I was sitting on a plane to Scotland this morning when one of the crew suddenly rushed over to me and exclaimed: 'Piers, have you heard? He's out…HE'S OUT!!'.

I didn't need to be told who 'he' was.

The expression of orgasmic excitement on the man's face told its own story: this was clearly a fellow Arsenal fan and the 'he' was clearly Arsène Wenger.

Our club's longest serving manager was finally leaving after 22 years.

If someone had told me a decade ago that I, or any Arsenal fan, would be remotely joyful at this news, I'd have thought they were bonkers.

But sadly, I think the vast majority of fans will today share my own sense of huge relief at Wenger's departure.

It is the right decision.

    Arsene Wenger leaves Arsenal after 22 years today.

Gunner Piers Morgan writes of his relief.

In truth, he should have gone years ago when his managerial genius began to wane at the same speed younger, more dynamic rivals emerged to beat him with monotonous regularity.

I first called for Wenger to resign in a Mail column on November 28, 2008 after a 3-0 beating by Manchester City.

It seemed to me then that Wenger had lost his cutting edge.

'Wenger looked like a Death Row inmate waiting to be taken to the electric chair,' I wrote, 'angry, frustrated, careworn and suddenly very old.

Arsenal are disintegrating before my eyes as a major club.

It's time Arsene Wenger and Arsenal parted company.'.

They didn't, things carried on disintegrating, and Wenger has looked ever older, angrier and more frustrated.

For a while, he was able to cling to excuses about lacking the money to win against billionaire-backed clubs like Chelsea and the two Manchesters.

But for the past seven years, Arsenal's had an owner just as rich as Roman Abramovich in the form of American tycoon Stan Kroenke – and nothing has changed.

Last year was Wenger's worst as Arsenal manager: we came 5th in the Premier League and failed to qualify for the Champions League for the first time in his tenure.

    Piers with Wenger in 2000.

He has since grown tired of his team's poor performances and has been calling for him to go.

This season has been even worse than that.

We're currently 6th in the League, out of both domestic competitions, and all that's left to play for is the Europa League, the ugly sister to the Cinderella-style Champions League that no big club wants to play in.

As performances on the field have fallen, so has the size of the crowds.

The Emirates stadium, supposedly our bold new platform to the elite of world football, has resembled a half-empty graveyard at times during recent games.

Yet still Wenger's excuses have kept coming; there's always a reason for our persistent failure in big competition, which has nothing to do with him.

In the end, there is one statistic that says it all: Sir Alex Ferguson has won the Premier League five times since Wenger last won it, and he's been retired for five years.

It's been so sad to see the slow, inexorable demise of our once great titan.

    Some Arsenal fans have long waged a campaign calling for Wenger to be sacked.

Arsenal legend Ian Wright put it well recently: 'Watching Wenger now is like witnessing the ageing Muhammad Ali against Larry Holmes or Brazil's Ronaldo when he got fat.

The problem with Arsène is there is no one in his corner prepared to throw in the towel.'.

Well, now he's done it himself.

Or perhaps he was urged to throw it by board members at Arsenal? I know at least one who told me a few months ago he was hoping to persuade Wenger to finally see the writing on the wall.

It doesn't really matter.

Wenger's going and it's the end of one of the longest and most extraordinary reigns by any manager of any football club.

    Nobody, least of all me, has enjoyed seeing him reduced to a pale shadow of the manager he used to be.

It's a bitter-sweet moment, even for people like me who've been demanding it happen for nearly a decade.

Before the comparative misery of recent years – just three (devalued) FA Cup wins in 14 years is not a return 'big club' fans paying the highest ticket prices in Europe should reasonably accept - Wenger was a God to all Arsenal fans.

We won the Double in his first season 1997/8, and again in 2002.

Then in 2004, we became the first – and to date ONLY – team to go through an entire English league season unbeaten.

The 'Invincibles' as they became known were a dazzling side, bursting with incredible talent like Thierry Henry, Dennis Bergkamp and Robert Pires, and a ferocious fighting spirit led by captain Patrick Vieira that cowed many opponents into submission before the game even started.

When we won the League that season, at the home of our bitter North London rivals Tottenham Hotspur, I was a guest of Lord Sugar's in the Spurs boardroom.

Understandably, it had emptied long before Arsenal's players stopped celebrating out on the pitch.

(Sugar was half way back to Chigwell before the final whistle, so desperate was he to avoid my inevitable gloating.

In fact, there was just me and my dad, ironically a lifelong Spurs fan, left when the door suddenly swung upon, and in walked Wenger and his long time No2, Pat Rice.

I embraced them both like they were surgeons who'd just saved my life – arguably, preposterously, this achievement felt even sweeter than that.

Then I ordered the most expensive bottle of French red wine the boardroom stocked, at Lord Sugar's expense obviously, and the four of us sat alone together for an hour chatting about football.

I met Wenger many times in those glorious early years and football was pretty much all he ever talked about.

But he did it with such passion and knowledge.

As anyone in the game will attest, Wenger's an erudite, well-read and charismatic man who is totally obsessed with football.

    Wenger was a God to all Arsenal fans and he's an erudite, well-read and charismatic man who is totally obsessed with football.

His idea of a great night is sitting at home watching a lower league Swedish reserve game on TV.

For my part, that hour I spent in the Spurs boardroom with him remains one of the greatest experiences of my life.

I can genuinely say I've never loved any man more than I loved Arsène Wenger that day.

By yesterday, 14 years on, that love had dissolved into a feeling of such despair I could barely look at the man.

As Socrates said: 'The hottest love has the coldest end.

And yet now, as I finally write Wenger's Arsenal obituary and remember the incredible highs I experienced under him in that first epic decade, those old feelings stir once more.

Like any elongated divorce, this has been a painful process for all Arsenal fans.

Nobody, least of all me, has enjoyed seeing him reduced to a pale shadow of the manager he used to be.

I particularly loathed seeing him showered with vicious personal abuse in the street from time to time by a few idiotic yobs.

Contrary to popular belief, I have never hated Wenger the man; I've only hated his refusal to step down when it was obvious he should, especially when brilliant potential replacements like Jurgen Klopp and Pep Guardiola came on the market and were swooped up by Premier League rivals.

But now, finally, he's done so and that allows me to pay tribute to Arsene Wenger, rather than incessantly moan about him.

    Wenger pictured when he first arrived at Arsenal's then-home Highbury in 1996.

For eight years, he rivalled Sir Alex as the best manager in the world and based on that period alone, he was the best in Arsenal history.

He's won 10 trophies in 22 years and over 1200 games.

But his true legacy will be the way he transformed the way English football was played and how the players conducted themselves.

Out went the beer, in came the scientific diets and fitness regimes.