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[ Intro to Billy Joel's "The River of Dreams" plays ]

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-♪ In the middle of the night ♪ -What do you do?

-♪ I go walking in my sleep ♪ -Where?

-♪ From the mountains of faith ♪ -I haven't heard of those.

-♪ To the river so deep ♪ -Why do you go there?

-♪ I must be looking for something ♪

-A dragon? -♪ Something sacred I lost ♪

-Describe the river. -♪ But the river is wide ♪

-Uh-oh. -♪ And it's too hard to cross ♪

-You get up on, bitch. [ Laughter ]

-♪ And even though I know the river is wide ♪

♪ I walk down every evening and I stand on the shore ♪

-Cross that river. -♪ And try to cross ♪

♪To the opposite side ♪

♪ So I can find what it is what I've been looking for ♪

-When? -♪ In the middle of the night ♪

-You still sleep walking? -♪ I go walking in my sleep ♪

-You should get a sleep specialist.

-♪ Through the valley of fear ♪ -That's a "Star Trek" episode.

♪ To a river so deep ♪ -The one where Kirk

almost kisses Spock. -♪ I've been searching ♪

♪ For something ♪ -"Star Wars 3"

-♪ Taken out of my soul ♪ -The search for Spock.

-♪ Something I'd never lose ♪ -Like a house?

-♪ Something somebody stole ♪ -You can't steal a house.

It just sits there.

♪ I don't know why I go walking at night ♪

♪ But now I'm tired and I don't want to walk anymore ♪

-Get some orthopedics.

♪ I hope it doesn't take the rest of my life ♪

♪ Until I find what it is that I've been looking for ♪

-When?

-♪ In the middle of the night ♪

♪ I go walking in my sleep ♪ -This song is weird.

[ Laughter ] -♪ Through the jungle of doubt ♪

-Sing about cookies. -♪ To the river so deep ♪

-Everybody loves cookies.

♪ I know I'm searching for something ♪

-Chocolate chip cookies? -♪ Something so undefined ♪

-Snickerdoodle-doo? -♪ That it can only be seen ♪

-You can't see the cookies. -♪ By the eyes of the blind ♪

-Blind people like cookies. -♪ In the middle of the night ♪

-Look, I got your fortune cookies right here.

The number's 69. [ Laughs ]

That's hilarious.

-♪ I'm not sure about a life after this ♪

♪ God knows I've never been a spiritual man ♪

-Get it? Sixty-nine?

-♪ Baptized by the fire, I wade into the river ♪

♪ That is running to the promised land ♪

-Wait, what's happening? Where'd the song go?

What's the deal? [ Light laughter ]

-What's happen-- -♪ In the middle of the night ♪

-Yeah! A new song! -♪ I go walking in my sleep ♪

-Nevermind it's the same song. -♪ Through the desert of truth ♪

♪ To the river so deep ♪

-The river of milk? -♪ We all end in the ocean ♪

-Milk evolution? -♪ We all start in the streams ♪

-A chocolate ship milk? -♪ We're all carried along ♪

-On a big cookie boat. -♪ By the river of dreams ♪

-Chips Ahoy! -♪ In the middle of the night ♪

♪ Ehe-ee-hee ♪

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