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Hello Mark.

John over here on the toilet phone.

Hey John.

How are you doin' ? You recovered from that diarrhea?

Yeah.

That was some crazy shit, if you will.

My homo sapiens really can't stand Mexican food.

Anyway, how are you doing?

I don't know if I can stand my homo sapiens anymore Mark.

It's not the frequency, it's the volume.

I mean, it's just too much to eat up at once.

And also, he doesn't always flush immediately.

I mean, it's so bad Mark.

It just stays in my mouth for some time and I just have to look at it and smell it.

I'm gonna lose it Mark.

Hey there, John, listen, remember Bob from the gas station?

He was the filthiest toilet I'd ever known.

Then, all of a sudden, some homo sapiens violent persons break him and he gets deported to

a trashyard.

Now he's talking to old cars and stuff.

Really envy the guy.

I love them old motors...

Yeah, Bob really saw a lot of shit.

I mean, it was really brutal.

And he had piss all over him man.

They didn't even clean him.

Yea, yea...

Oh my, here comes my homo sapiens Mark.

Oh no, he's eaten chicken tonight...

Gotta hang up.

Talk to you later.

Bye.